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Size Matters Board Game


Size Matters Board Game
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  • Player Ages

    21+
  • Vendor

    (Self-Published)
  • $19.45
  • Save $0.50
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Description

This one-of-a-kind game is all dice, and all-adult. Roll the big, purple dice and try for a 2—that’s your balls. And then you want 1s to grow your shaft. The longer it is, the more points you score. But be careful you could get cock-blocked by not rolling any 1s.

Sometimes, stuff happens

Once you stop with the purple dice, you gotta roll the bulbous die. It could give you more points with a piercing, vasectomy or pills; or take away points with whiskey dick, blue balls or cold water.

You know you want it

It’s a simple, but highly amusing, game! So, like a lot of things involving manhood, this game’s about luck and risk