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Crabs Adjust Humidity 12345 Expansions
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Crabs Adjust Humidity 12345 Expansions

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  • Volumes One, Two, Three , Four and Five of the unofficial 3rd-party expansion* to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity.
  • You need to own Cards Against Humanity to use these expansions.
  • Each of the five volumes include: 80 white cards, 32 black cards
  • Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
  • 100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity.
This is a 5-pack of Volumes 1, 2, 3 , 4 and 5 of Crabs Adjust Humidity, sold together. 

Volume 1: Love Cards Against Humanity, but even with the official expansions find yourself playing the same cards over and over again? Enter Crabs Adjust Humidity, a crappy little third-party, unofficial, unauthorized expansion card set that blends seamlessly with the original game and adds 112 morally-questionable new cards to play. 

Volume 2: Get a nostril full of that intoxicating New Card Smell with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume 2. We've dug deep into our therapist's notes and angsty, forgotten LiveJournal blogs to bring you another 112 cards that--were you to play them in public--would probably get you put on a list of some kind. 

Volume 3: History doesn't have a great record when it comes to third editions. Notable examples of how things go wrong include The Hangover Part III, the Third Reich, and my mother's third child, Stephen. Despite that, with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Three we're yet again casting aside our filthy metaphorical undergarments in order to expose the twisted, glistening undersides of our damaged psyches. Here's another 112 cards so ill-advised, acting them out could get you thrown in federal prison. Just like Stephen. 

Volume 4: Comedy isn't easy. In fact, studies have proven that it's the most difficult and challenging of all human endeavors. It takes experienced, trained professionals to produce the kind of high-potency, refined humor that generates sustained, clean-burning laughter without unpleasant side-effects. The result of months of dedicated research and extensive animal testing, Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Four is comprised of 112 cards representing the very pinnacle of tasteless, juvenile humor.

Volume 5: of the unofficial 3rd-party expansion* to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity. 

When we first created Crabs Adjust Humidity, they said we were crazy. "Doomed."*** 

I like to think we weren't, at first. But it's too late now, for us. Far too late. All we can do now is complete the ritual, and hope that when the Old Ones come, they pass up our shrunken, withered husks in favor of more... succulent meat.

To that end****, we bring you Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Five. Here's another 112 cards, stuffed to the gills full of blasphemy, vitriol and the foul gibbering of the irredeemably insane.

* You're supposed to play this with Cards Against Humanity. We mean it.
** Cards Against Humanity is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC, and is completely unaffiliated with this site or its contents. 

*** Looking back a few years later... Maybe they were right. More right than they could have ever known. If only we had listened, maybe none of the rest of it would have happened. Maybe Little Joey would still be alive, and the rest of us might be able to look ourselves in the mirror without the irresistible urge to simultaneously vomit and masturbate.
**** Really, it's everybody's end: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!